Flirt

You ask if the pirates would like to partake of your booty. They would indeed, although the tall one seems disappointed you are not referring to literal treasure. The other two waste no time and lead you up to their room before taking charge of the situation. These salty old sea dogs clearly have experience divesting wenches of their clothing! The eager pirates start slow, but by the end of the night the one with the peg-leg has shown you a new meaning of the term "pegging!"

In the morning, you awaken in a cuddly heap with the gruff pirates. They extend an offer - would you like to come aboard? Your pirate career is challenging, but fulfilling. Unfortunately, it is also very illegal. The law eventually catches up to you, and by "catch up," I mean they fire a really big cannon at you. You die!